Just call me Weird Hil. I’ve written parody songs for camp, teen tour, Greek life, and beyond. Enjoy!
Super Bass/Sigma K’s — 2008 Spring Rush Skit
This one is for the girls in the recruitment system
10 down now you’re looking for your real sisters
When you come up in the house, we be clapping loud
Got cheers on deck like we’re a football crowd
You’re ill, you’re real, you might gotta feel
Like you belong to the house with the right kind of build
We smart, we fun, Sigma K’s laugh a ton
We go one way and our heart is one
We a chapter on the row, row, and you all know, know
We’re putting on a show, show, to getchyou to go, go
“That’s the kind of house I was lookin’ for”
And yes you’ll get more than just a tour
I said, excuse me you’re a hell of a gal
I mean my my my my you’re like my best pal
I mean, you’re kind of wild and I’m loving your style
You’re just like the girls rocking the violets and pearls, oh
Yes I did, yes I did… somebody please tell them who the eff I is
I am a Sigma Kappa and you can be too
When you’re Rho Gam asks you know what to do
Girl you’ve got a lot of great choices today
You’ve got to listen to what your guts’ gonna say
Can’t you hear that boom daboom boom boom da boom boom bass
I like those Sigma K’s
Boom da boom boom boom da boom boom bass
I like those Sigma K’s
All I Do is Win — WW Freestyle Launch
DJ Khaled
Hey, yeah
We the best
[Hook: T-Pain]
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
Got good food on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I tried a different program
Been too easy to give up
And then I stay there, then I say yeah
My weight went up, down, up, down, up, down
All I wanna do is win, win, win
And if you going in put your hands in the air, Freestyle’s here!
[Verse 1: Ludacris]
Yeah, listen–
We goin’ in on the verse
‘Cause we never been defeated and we won’t stop now
Keep your hands up, get ’em in the sky
Over 50 years Weight Watchers losin’ pounds
We never went nowhere, but they sayin’ “WW’s back”
You know we loooove bread, won’t turn down a snack
And I’m on the right track, I finally found my flow
The only way is down, so we get up and go
No matter what they’re servin’, eatin without a worry
We’re on the Khaled remix, now here’s the Freestyle version
Can’t never count us out, y’all better count us in
Freestyle’s where it’s at, feel like we’ll finally win
Recruit millions every year (yeah) we are the champion (yeah)
‘Cause all I wanna do, all I all I all I do is
AY, WOO!
[Hook: T-Pain]
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
Got good food on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I tried a different program
Been too easy to give up
And then I stay there, then I say yeah
My weight went up, down, up, down, up, down
All I wanna do is win, win, win
And if you going in put your hands in the air, Freestyle’s here!
[Verse 2: Rick Ross]
Weight Watchers is ready to go
Give up the food I love? You know that’s a hard “No.”
Less to count, more to love, it’s all my choice
My menu? When they see it they say “oh boy”
Tell Khaled back it up, People mag say we’ve gone loco
Down for Cense wine, or just cocoa
Ask you what you laughing at – represent that full life!
Think you know what we’re about? Better get it right!
We come together holdin’ hands and holla “full life”
We’re over wearing all black, it’s a colorful life (all we do is win!)
You might say what (WHAT!) ’cause we cooking tonight (tonight!)
Now start cooking with me, you won’t miss a bite. Boss!
[Hook: T-Pain]
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
Got good food on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I tried a different program
Been too easy to give up
And then I stay there, then I say yeah
My weight went up, down, up, down, up, down
All I wanna do is win, win, win
And if you going in put your hands in the air, Freestyle’s here!
[Verse 3: Snoop Dogg]
Heat in the kitchen, pot on the stove
Water gettin’ boiled, veggies in the bowl
Soups in the crock pot, system overload
We’ve been running the game, almost 55 years old
When you’re feeling your worst, we’ve got your back, myth bustin’
number crunchin’, goals punchin’, still brunchin’
Pardon us, we’re bossing up, pressure off, bless you bruh
Don’t miss out on us, we make the living easy
Back to back, set a goal, get your kicks, keepin’ track
Learn the tricks, got them stacked, and don’t ever look back
Time and time again while I’m sipping on this too
Oprah said it best, “It’s too good to be true!”
[Hook: T-Pain]
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
Got good food on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I tried a different program
Been too easy to give up
And then I stay there, then I say yeah
My weight went up, down, up, down, up, down
All I wanna do is win, win, win
And if you going in put your hands in the air, Freestyle’s here!
Hilary Weissman 